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Keith Sweat 

A 40 oz, regular can or regular bottle of beer, usually from a cooler or a pack of beer. Popularized in the late-80's, early-90's St. Louis area hip-hop and computer hacker scene.
Damn this shit is empty... throw a brother another Keith Sweat dog.

Keith Stalker Time 

The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.
Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!

Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....

Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!

Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket

Jack: FUUUU-

2 days later...

Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.

Luckly i saved the weed.

Keith Bowden

Is the coolesy guy to ever walked the earth
He is really really really cool
Keith Bowden by ???? November 27, 2004

Keith Kogane 

A fictional character from the Netflix series Voltron. He flies the black lion.
Gender: Male
Species: Half human half Galra
Family: Krolia who is a member of The Blade of Marmora
Sexuality: Presumed gay
Quote: “We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!” Keith to Lance McClain in season one
Person one: Who’s that dude in red with the mullet?
Person two: Oh that’s Keith Kogane. He’s from that show Voltron and flies the black lion.
Keith Kogane by Solangeloshipper December 20, 2018

Keith Behrend 

Another word for a Faggot (or sex offender) who lures little boys into his apartment using his oddly small chode and then proceeds to hypnotize them. Keith Behrend's are awful people with 3 inch dicks and asian boy fever.
Lucy: I was at the park with little Tommy the other day and a Keith Behrend abducted him using his wierd genitalia!

Todd: Ah Lucy don't worry he's just a faggot!
Keith Behrend by timbone December 17, 2008

keith bulka 

a misunderstanding kid who is the hero in most causes and will hug you when your down and made you a birthday card so pretty much a sensy
girl: my birthday is today
boy: heres the card i made you
girl: your such a keith bulka.. i love it
keith bulka by jaybird69 March 10, 2009