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Keely

Not a peoples people more of a persons person , nufening about them is wrong they are one of the best persons person a person could know and wouldn't change them for nufen.
You know that person is such a keely dont you think
by Nufen September 21, 2018
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Keelan

Keelan is normally a kind and loving person whom you can trust. He always has your back. You probably had a crush on him throughout school. He's a very smart person and enjoys/enjoyed school. He likes sports. He also has a big penis.
Person 1: I really like Keelan but I'm nervous to ask him out.

Person 2: Just go and ask him out you now he's kind and loving and if you need help with homework he can help you

Person 1: Ok I'll go and ask him out
by The Urban Dictionary Legend November 1, 2019
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Keely

Keely is a goddess like woman, beautiful hair and face, quite tall and slim. She tends to have a Resting Bitch Face, but once you get to know her she knows how to laugh. She can get you laughing at a moments notice. She tends to be impulsive and sometimes spiteful. In her relationships she seems to never be able to keep a relationship.
Keely always looks like she hates everyone.
by ThatLionB_234 April 15, 2020
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keelhauling

When a question is posed to the internet at large, not to anyone in particular, and people chime in to say that they don't know the answer. Especially prevalent on technical forums and Amazon Questions, where any given "Does anyone know how to..." will feature many people inexplicably chiming in just to say no, they don't know.

Bonus points if the person is replying with hostility, suggesting that one should not want to know, or to say that they know for a fact it can't be done; triple word score if they say it can't be done, then someone else explains how to do it. Home run if they continue to insist it can't be done after that.

The etymology of this usage refers back to a StackExchange thread where a user asked if the maritime punishment of keelhauling was ever actually historically practiced. Many users replied to say "I don't know" in elaborate ways, often quoting Wikipedia back at the original user, as if he had no access to it himself. In the end, the user did some original research and determined that no, it probably wasn't real. All of the replies were keelhauling.
"Hey, can you get Warcraft 2 running on Windows 10?"
"I've never tried, but lol @ playing Warcraft 2 in 2019. It's real Starcraft hours baybeee!"
"yeah dude okay thanks been fully a week since I had a keelhauling like that but does anyone, like, know?"
by xvicount February 8, 2022
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Keela

Sex bomb very good looking and has big boobs that she likes to brag about and she also has the biggest bunda in Ireland
Hey keela

Hey

You have a big bunda

Yes I know
by Ilikepenisinbum May 17, 2022
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keeler

A person whom has a special charisma relating to the procurement of members of the opposite sex.
Those boys are keelers. They sure get all the girls.
by Rocky Arbitore September 21, 2005
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Keeley

Keeley is funny, unique, crazy and special. She has an awesome personality and is slightly odd.

Keeley can also be referred to as Keekee.

As Keeley has a fun personality she can sometimes be spotted running around the garden with walkie talkies pretending to be Winnie the Pooh in the hundred acre wood!

She is a child at heart but also like to act like a grandma drinking lots of tea.

Keeley is a very unique person. She is a beautiful girl, has a heart of gold and is a great person to be around to brighten up your day!
Keeley is a big child at heart
by Hanbans November 8, 2017
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