Gun Kiddie

A child obsessed with guns despite lacking knowledge about the topic.
Similar to: Script kiddie

f*cking gun kiddie, the shell doesn't come out the front of the gun!

by Geraldston December 30, 2023

Kiddie Twiddler

A term used to describe an sick individual that sexually grooms children, especially as a tool to excel neo-Marxist Wokeism ideology. Synonym: Groomer

This kiddie twiddler thought is was a good idea to show kindergarten students how to pleasure someone with a dildo.

by Luke The Canuck July 22, 2022

Kiddies

something that is small, soft, simple or easy

“My 6 leg multi just got up”
“How much was it paying”
“$4”
“Oh that’s kiddies”

by wassssupbaby July 11, 2021

script kiddie

the type of loser that has absolutely no skill and no one likes

holy shit, that script kiddie got destroyed!

by arethereanyfuckinghandlesleft August 23, 2020

kiddie kiss

When a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth, and then promptly receives a kiss from them.

Bro, did you hear John let his girlfriend give him a kiddie kiss?

by Anonymous3304 July 29, 2021

kiddy litter

Refers to a poor state of living establishments for babies or toddlers. It comes from the word "Kitty litter" where you stick a kitten in a room, put newspaper of the floor and a box of kitty litter. If the baby is kept in a room similar to this it is certainly a kiddy litter room but would also be considered one if there were any wires, drills, drugs, rude magazines, medication and all assorted NO NO'S!

Jane "Laura have you seen Margaret's baby yet?"

Laura "Yeah it was living in kiddy litter!"

Margaret "We need to get him neutered soon"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 19, 2010

Kiddy Kong

A god lol

Kiddy Kong my god haha lol

by Crawck October 21, 2020