Starbucks Justice Warrior

A variation on the classic SJW. this version is usually female, blonde, cis normative, a trust fund baby, and clearly going through a shitty "I'm an activist" stage.

Conv between two Starbucks Justice Warriors:
Lisa: "OMG let's go vandalize that sexist billboard that had the girl in the bikini on it!"
Tina: "You mean that billboard that was a bikini ad?"
Lisa: "Yes! That one! First, let's pick up some pumpkin spice lattes, okay?"
Tina: "Yaasssss!!"

by channel_panel March 8, 2019

Neighborhood Justice Warrior

Overenthusiastic paranoid neighborhood watchers.

Neighborhood Justice Warriors unite!

by Balloonsquidink September 26, 2019

Reddit Justice

When Reddit thinks the only way justice can be served is to ruin someone's fucking life. Someone can accidentally kick a dog and Reddit Justice will happen. They will say: "Reddit, do your thing!"

Reddit Justice is when people think that they are the law.

by neyoid January 31, 2020

Social Justice Joker

People that find a way to turn everything you say into something offensive. It started out as funny, but got REALLY annoying as time went on

Person 1: Sally is really awful
Person 2: Are you saying that just because she's a girl? You're SEXI-
Person 1: I will tear your ribcage apart and rip out every vital organ behind them you Social Justice Joker

by AutisticTexas October 4, 2020

Karmatic Justice

When an individual fails to do the next right thing and continues to participate in self-serving and manipulative ways, Karmaric Justice steps forward and delivers swift and effective punishment equal to or greater than the harm they have caused others.

She shouldn’t of treated those people like that. Karmatic Justice will make it right!

by Debness65 April 6, 2021

Social Justice United

Discord server. The common nickname for this is "Satire Jokes United" or "Shitty Jerks United". This place is mostly made out of offensive bitches who said "The word Bruh is offensive now". Theyre Usually very arrogant, bossy, and their ego is the size of this universe.

Saying you like SjU (or is a staff for the satire shit) is like saying your mind is retarded and fatherless. Heck...

Girl: Hey guys I am accepted as a Social Justice United mod!!
Everybody else: EWWW THIS PERSON IS A SJU MOD...

by TheMightyPeacock January 31, 2022

mike justice

A microphone that serves mad justice. Rumor has it, mike justice is best served in 7s.

See also bartender, sammich maker, bill clinton impressionist.

“is that a mike justice?”
“yeah dude, I think it is!”
“whoa, we are so lucky!”

by mikejusticefanclub September 2, 2023