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Josh

Josh is your typical I-get-the-solo-in-choir, fuck you kinda guy. He never tries, yet he still gets whatever he wants. Josh is the kind of person who will talk shit about everyone, but is still liked by everyone regardless. Josh will tell you that you suck regardless of whether or not you're a sensitive person or not. Josh has an amazing personality, and is not the kind of person that you wanna fuck with. Josh will destroy your life in a snap and will drag you like a ragdoll.
Person 1: "What do you mean? He's so nice."
Person 2: "Who, Josh? He'll eat you out if you fuck with him."
by qwui yer November 9, 2018
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Josh

When someone doesn’t understand when the joke is over
by Creeperkiller73718 November 13, 2019
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Josh

A person who needs to be reminded to drink water. Also shares conservative content to close friends but is openly liberal.
Oh... Father Josh... Please sip-eth this holy water
by SSLC Topper October 31, 2020
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Josh

Josh is an utterly sassy bitch. Danger arises when his nostril flares and he can easily go full josh if threatened. He will boost your confidence like cocaine could never and is unconditionally loyal. Everyone who meets josh can’t help but love him because in his own word he’s potentially gorgeous and he can’t be described as anything less than hilarious. He’s either aggressively socialable or in a form which could be described as selected exstinction for a month.
Josh ripped a new hole in his art teacher for some unhelpful comments
by Gingerchinchilla February 21, 2019
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Josh

The best friend you’ll ever get, the friendliest guy you’ll ever meet, the smartest guy in the class, the greatest guy you’ll ever meet.
Josh is the greatest!
by General27 September 3, 2019
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Josh

Josh is a sporty fanatic who loves rugby and all sports. He is very smart and is a kind and caring person. He shows how to be a good role model to all kids that are young. Josh has a relationship with lots of his friends. He never gives up.
Jelly Josh is as swiggle as a piece of string
by Never quite January 3, 2018
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Josh

Josh is an overprotective kinda guy to most girls. You wont catch him hanging out with any guys, mostly just with little girls in a "platonic'' kind of way. Josh becomes very defensive for any women, especially Egirls ranging anywhere from 12-16 years old. Although others may potentially see his actions as unethical, he disagrees and never holds himself accountable. Josh is usually a manipulative liar that targets his lies and deceits to the people he calls his friends. Josh has many fetishes such as animated video game pornography, Cuck porn, and teenage porn. Solitary confinement areas are mostly filled with the social rejects and pedophiles named Josh.
Oh my God! I bet Josh has shackles in his basement!

Hey, my name is Josh, and I don't mind how old you are, age is just a number.
by AtholPoliceDepartment December 23, 2022
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