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Dirty Jonny

A Dirty Jonny is when you play a acoustic guitar and sing ring of fire while preforming anal sex on a women.
Jennifer and I were doing a Dirty Jonny last night when your mom walked in and joined.
Dirty Jonny by Dilly4Chilly June 19, 2019

Doing A Jonny

Phrase used during football (soccer) meaning a player kicked the ball extremely high over the cross-bar from less than 6 yards away. Usually during a very good scoring opportunity.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.
"Oh no, Guy3 is doing a jonny"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"
Doing A Jonny by M4rkyboy1 November 20, 2011

Not no Jonny Green 

To be moddest while compareing yourself to "jonny green" as he is clearly suppiour to you at what ever you are doing

the bad grammer enfercies this point
That was a good end shot, "yeah but im not no jonny green"

Ashtray Jonny 

A rapper from Greensboro,NC that makes Great! Music!
Aye you heard that “Ashtray Jonny” ? Hell yea bro I been on that “Ashtray Jonny” !

Pulling a Jonny

My friend's wife caught him Pulling a Jonny that other night.

he’s Jonny

A very disrespectful insult to use against someone. These are fighting words. If someone calls you jonny that could mean a couple of things. It could mean you’re a fiend for something or just crazy in general. It also could mean you have 0 rizz and struggle to pull females.
Person 1: Yo bro Im about to spit game to this girl named kate.

Person 2: He’s jonny, you’re gonna fold bruh.
he’s Jonny by Javontay March 23, 2022