Jewsus

The opposite to Jesus. Although a much more recent and hip version. He is the King of the Christians.

And thus, the Virgin Molly gave birth to a son, and he was to be called Jewsus

by Skipppppppyy January 7, 2008

jewsiccle

during the holocaust, some jews were rumured to be frozen, today these frozen jews are known as jewsiccle

dude1: thats a jewsiccle story
dude2: main that just be racist
dude1:are u black?
dude2:no, im a jew

by crtl alt delete March 4, 2007

jewsex

1. When two jews have sex
2. Awful, awful sex

1. Wow look at those jews over there having sex. I think jewsex is disgusting.

2. Lady "So how did you like it"

Guy "It was total jewsex"

by damama o'llamas January 1, 2012

jewslut

A derogatory term used to describe an overbearing, yet well-intentioned, conservative woman. The woman does not need to be jewish nor a slut for the term to apply.

Man, Pedro's mom is such a jewslut, always making him do chores and stuff.

by shittits February 3, 2007

jewsicle

being a stinky jewish person, while being stuck in alaska. like a jewish popsicle.

damn Mr. Squires-bomberger is a jewsicle

by jim brandt August 25, 2008

Jewster

(n). 1. A Jewish Gangster
2. A Person Of The Jewish Religion Who Is Perceived As A "Cool Guy"
3. A Nickname For A Jew

1. Check That Jewster Mayne, Whadda G
2. He's Such A Jewster, Look At His Law Firm
3. Hey Jewster!

by suckcock841 April 12, 2009

Jewspice

Friendly term used to describe a swagg jewish person

"wat up jewspice" or "how it hang'in jewspice"

by Isacc Goldberg October 2, 2011