Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.

In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.

by curtisbaby August 9, 2023

Heavy Jewels

Another term for blue balls

My wife and I haven’t gotten busy in a while so I had to the our kids play with heavy jewels.

by Jones1973 December 26, 2022

Jappy-jewel

Jappy-jewel - When you are having a poo and your japside is exposed and you crouch down with your head and lick the tip of your penis.

Bro I like doing the jappy-jewel whenever i'm having a poo.

by JapsterLaw August 6, 2020

Jeweled

The word jeweled is used when referring to someone who looks like they haven’t showered or bathed in a while. May be used to describe someone who has gotten sweaty and may have a slight odor coming from their arm pits or crotch. Also used to describe smells associated with a stinky or foul odor.

I didn’t shower today and boy am I jeweled.

by Pureperryman November 6, 2022