jelly jewellery

Ejaculated semen that covers the face and neck of one's partner.

"What shall i wear for the banquet tonight?" asked Elizabeth.
"How about one's jelly jewellery" replied Phillip, whipping out his bacon bazooka in a trice.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

jewbie

a homemade bong, usually with a tin foil bowl.

That jewbie reminds me of Brooklyn.

by The Wise Bookaka November 11, 2006

Jeweate

Verb
To steal, cheat or otherwise materially take something from another with preconceived mal-intent

"Dammit Ryan, did you just jeweate my sandwich?"

by DRAID April 22, 2009

jewdian

native american jew, part of lost tribes of Isreal. Are entitled to profit from every casino in Oklahoma.

You're like a combination of the millionaire matchmaker and a jew, which makes you a jewdian

by chelebell November 14, 2011

jewel zit

Another name for those nose studs girls get. Ladies who wear this fashion think a small sparkly cubic zirconium zit on their nose is attractive.

Me: Man! I just entered "jewel zit" in Urban Dictionary and I can't figure out a good way to use it in a dialogue.

Jennifer: Yeah. I have no idea. It's not something you talk about everyday.

Me: Right. Except that we're talking about it right now. Why don't I just use this conversation?

Jennifer: Ok. That works.

by daftstrings May 11, 2012

Jewbie

A kid name Sam who isn't Jewish but is very mono toned and also has crazy ass eye brows

OH MY GOD LOOKS ITS JEWBIE

by imkillingmyself December 21, 2015

jewcifix

Like a crucifix, but featuring the Star of David or less commonly, the Chai symbol or Hamsa. Used as an expression of Jewish pride and as a way of identifying oneself to others that might be part of the tribe.

I was hesitant to use Dan as a landscaper, but when I saw his jewcifix, I hired him on the spot.

by alexanderpapsmear April 13, 2019