jessica alba

The girl that most men hope and dream for. Can sell movies due to her good looks and hot body
(If u wanna see her as close to naked as she has been see into the blue)

Also a thing that men say to each other when they are trying to pick up.

Todd: I heard that into the blue wasn't that good.
Allan:Who cares, Jessica Alba is in a bikini for the whole movie
Todd:i'd pay to see that

Bill: That chick is checking you out.. and she's pretty fair
Matt: yeh but she ain't no Jessica Alba

by Allan S December 28, 2005

Baby Jessica

1. a reference to "Baby Jessica" Mcclure, the Texas infant who fell down a well in Midland, Texas on October 14, 1987. This created a national shitstorm of attention as rescuers worked for 58 hours to release her.
2. A sexual act that involves placing one's testicles into another's asshole, to the point where they get stuck. Thus the oft used saying "I baby jessica'd her (him) last night"

Chris tried to put the "dog in the bathtub" last night, but he ended up Baby Jessica'ing her.

by J. Chris January 21, 2008

jessica simpson

Gawd, she really does irritate me..
LOL But it was so funny on her reality show "Nick & Jessica"..

Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?!?!?

Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.

Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR

by Lilliaa June 29, 2006

Jessica

Sometimes shy but extremely outgoing if given the chance. Laid back. Super cute personality with incredible, drop dead gorgeous looks. Unique.

"Wow, she's beautiful! Who is that?"

"Her? That's Jessica."

by TheKickAssChick January 18, 2017

Jessica

She is the amazing, beautiful, compassionate, empathetic person in the world. At first you will see she's a good, down to earth person but still hyper and full of life. She puts everyone before herself and does way to much. When you need someone the most shes the first person there, you gradually see that she is the most amazing friend in the world. Jessica will always be there for you, love you, and you will want to show her you are there for her when she’s there for you. Don't let her go, you will never find a better best friend then Jessica. She changes your life and makes it so much better. And you end up not knowing how you got so lucky to have her. Be careful because she’s good at hiding her feelings and acting like she’s okay when she’s not, so don’t be afraid to ask her how she really feels! And all you’ll want to do is talk to her and spend time with her.. Because when you do it is the best moments in your life..❣️

I love Jessica so much

by rmarkwalter5 April 29, 2019

Jessica

A Jessica will love playing with barbies until the age of about 12 when she will be to embarrassed to play with them. She will love the color pink until the age of 8 and will hate it and love the color blue instead. She can sometimes be shy in public but won’t shut up when she’s with her family. Jessica is clever, beautiful and can get easily hurt. She is strong willed and won’t be scared to fight back or talk back and can sometimes accidentally hurt badly but doesn’t mean to and will immediately say sorry afterwards. She is a very huggy kissy girl and will call her mum mummy for a long time. Jessica will never say I hate you to anyone. She is a great friend but has problems with friends such as betrayal and just picking on her for no reason but when someone picks on her they usually say just the right thing to hurt her. She loves being called Jess. Jessica is very independent and loves doing things by herself. Ps, she LOVES online games, relys on her phone and will keep her teddy she got from being newborn forever.

Mum: Jessica, come and tidy your bedroom
Jessica: noooo lemme just finish this
Mum: Jessica how many times do I have to ask?
*mum asks 4 times for her to tidy her bedroom and gets cross*
Mum: right.. 😡
Jessica: I’m sorry!!! I’m coming!!!

by Hizbfjeudhuxevxyev July 2, 2019

Saint Jessica

Known to be an incredibly able Leader, with incredible skill in the art of Debating. Known to be ruthless in leadership of large organisations, and to punish those that annoy her to questionable standards. Is easily the best insulter in these lands and is a self apointed Saint after the successful campaigns she's run. If you know her, don't dare annoy her, or you won't wake up tommorrow. Seen commonly on the popular game called RuneScape.

The next best thing from the British Monarchy, it's our very own; Saint Jessica! The ultimate mixture of Satan and God.

by Lord Richard Spillman March 26, 2008