fat jeans

The jeans your fat former self used to wear before you discovered the Ab Lounge.

I went to the thrift store to buy a pair of jeans, but all they had were fat jeans.

by GetYourHandsOutofMyPants April 1, 2005

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jeans incident doctrine

An esoteric doctrine explaining the bizarre reasons chicks hate each other and are no longer friends. It can be applied uniformly to all women who borrow any type of clothing, accessories, electronics, etc., and don't return said item, leading to a downward spiral in the strength of the friendship. Occasionally, the jeans incident doctrine may lead to the creation of mortal enemies.

Ex #1: "Yo man, you hear Anna isn't talking to Katie anymore?"

"Really, what happened?"

"I think Katie borrowed her favorite scrunchie without asking, classic jeans incident doctrine at work"

Ex #2: "You can't invite her boss man, Jamie is going to be there, Shelly and Jamie hate each other now"

"what,... did Jamie borrow her jeans and not return them or something?"

"yeah, the proverbial jeans incident doctrine rears its ugly head again"

by Mscheve June 10, 2008

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jeasin

A mixture of a Jew and and an Asian.

Nick is such a jeasin, he wanted to steal my skittles and give me back a Korean dollar.

by mrsnessicity December 17, 2010

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Jeaster

Jeaster is Easter when you have invited your Jewish friends to come in addition to your family.

Perhaps we should get a turkey for Jeaster this year in addition to the spiral ham.

by missyouincali November 26, 2010

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janasavasana

Janasavasana,

The creative twist of the word used in yoga meditation, "hanasavasana." Janasavasana is used commonly when sarcastically expressing your feelings towards yoga.

Dang, Im so JANASAVASANA with this downward-dog right now man!

by fruit smoothie November 2, 2014

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