Jellyfish

An American politician who has no solid stance on political issues. They constantly change their views and opinions. They'll say one statement than say the opposite later on, without justification or reason. This is usually a maneuver many politicians make to garner more votes.

Famous examples of Jellyfish include:
-Hilary Clinton
-Donald Trump

Politician: "I support gun control."

Politician literally the next day after : "I am against gun control."

Voter: "Don't support this guy, he's a jellyfish."

by MatthewX October 10, 2016

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on urban dictonary, im named angry jellyfish : , for some reason

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When her kitty stings like a jellyfish.

Man, I got stung like a jellyfish last night…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023

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Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish

Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!

Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.

Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place

by 4WienerWaterSoup9 October 1, 2024

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