When all your boys match your AppleWatch(TM) faces to the jellyfish one and proceed to blow each other.
by Sploogelord January 19, 2019

by Unslanted March 18, 2021

Jellyfish people talk to you in stinging words and try to stage it as Informatic.swimming in the sea of an enormous jellyfish and getting stung repeatedly by stingers.
by Mspalaz August 19, 2018

An introverted person with lots of passion and ideas. An old soul who may seem cold and distant, but who is filled with wonder on the world and desire to learn about it and make it better.
Usually people with anxiety and depression, who keep being there for people they love and trying to cheer them up.
Usually people with anxiety and depression, who keep being there for people they love and trying to cheer them up.
by CakesAndDragons September 19, 2020

by Dick tundo June 16, 2024

Considering a jellyfish's mouth is an anus and a mouth, it is only ethical to say "I'm jellyfished" rather than "I'm shitfaced" when drunk.
by Mad Definitions March 6, 2019

Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish
Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!
Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.
Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place
Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.
Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place
by 4WienerWaterSoup9 October 1, 2024
