Mellow jello

When a male puts his penis in a jello packet and his companion licks it off.

Dude she gave good mellow jello last night

by Moe bama December 22, 2020

hot jello

Period blood

Girl I'm not doing nothing today I got hot jello coming down my va jay jay

by H3y it's jayj July 18, 2016

Vagina Jello

The jelly like substance that discharges from a vagina after a woman gives birth.

After my wife gave birth she had massive amounts of vagina jello.

by Extra Sloppy May 18, 2018

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

jello

freak

chappy to jello ur a freak bruv

by cesar is a cunt August 15, 2022

an jello

an jello also known as angelo is a person that sometimes speaks in the gc

an jello florex 34

by Brocktron May 23, 2024

Befuddling the Jello

A slang term referring to the act of performing fellatio.

Stacy likes befuddling the jello with her boyfriend.

by flyingsioux September 27, 2008