Jakob

Some annoying boy in my art class😂😂😂

Jakob:throws a paper ball at me

Brianna:rolls eyes

by Idcughh May 20, 2018

Jakob

An absolute fucking faggot

“Yo that kid Jakob is such a dumbass”

by Ehope4.21 September 23, 2018

jackoff

a way to increase your risk of prostate cancer, yet addicting

i had a bad day, so i went home to jackoff

by chriso6 January 29, 2009

jackofuck

combining the terms jackolantern and fuck. Therefore, it basicly means jackolantern fucker.

That jackofuck selfridge shoved a cow up my anus.

by edward hsi May 13, 2005

Jakob

The wrong way to spell Jacob. Spelling it like this typically means your parents do not love you or that you were an accident.

You: Yo what’s your name?
Him: Jakob
You: ooooo tough

by Burgerboy123 November 6, 2019

jackonary

n. Devilment, craic or otherwise light-hearted banter. Alluding to any news or gossip when used in the expression "What's the jackonary?"

I'm going to give Jayo a call and see if there's any jackonary down in the local booze establishment.

by Thade December 26, 2007

jackosexual

A strong attraction to people named "Jack". Also can be an obsession with Jacking off, or a fetish for banging halloween carved pumpkins. (Jack-o-lanterns)

"Did you see that girl? She always dates men named Jack. She's a real Jackosexual."
"Mark was humping your Jack-O-Lantern. I think he's a Jackosexual."
"Poor , poor Harry. He's such a Jackosexual, he's going to hurt himself."

by chickennerd October 4, 2016