Jared’s Pose

The peace sign over the individuals face/head area

Did you see that dweeb doing the Jared’s pose? What a loser

by Fat Mano March 31, 2020

jared

a sussy baka with a mullet

look at jared

by djgldjgidug May 25, 2021

Jared Kenney

the most loving and caring human being you will ever be lucky to meet, loyal and cunning with a great sense of witt and quick humor. Quick to use dad jokes and prone to be more of an outsider in bigger groups. Once you get a Jared Kenney to care or love you though, they will never stop showing affection or interest.

“Are you tired Jared Kenney?” “No I’m Jared, Nice to meet you.” “That’s such a Jared thing to say”

by sunshineandstardust June 26, 2021

jared kleinman

from the musical dear evan hansen, jared kleinman is the BEST BOY. a sarcastic and sometimes mean asshole but he’s insecure and uses meanness as a defense mechanism. jared is a loyal friend but will sometimes call you an acorn for falling out of a tree and breaking your arm.

“jared kleinman is a bit rude, but i feel like we could be good friends!

by luhduhquhwin October 17, 2021

Jaredynne

A name given to a unique woman who always cheers people up, has great energy levels and is always up for a laugh. She is a really loyal and supportive friend who can lift your spirits. She is so unjudgmental and loving. You feel great being with her.

Jaredynne is the best friend anyone could have!

by Cutequotes101 November 21, 2021

Jared Fogel Sub

Boner for a certain *cough* young *cough* demographic.

J-Man: “I got a jared fogel sub for the boss baby”

by NotDrMrCheezit December 4, 2021

jared schmeck

“Jared Schmeck" is the yellow discharge from the top of a penis infected with an STD.

I fucked this skank at a DMB concert and now I have this smelly Jared Schmeck on my dick.

by EverybodyPanic December 27, 2021