jasper lee

one of the sexiest people alive. Has multiples six-packs and is one of the coolest men. Has 900,000,000 foot long arms. The best taste in music. The sandwich thief god. Has multiples six-packs. commonly confused with seb wong.

Woman 1: Is that Jasper Lee?
Woman 2: no thats seb wong

by bigdaper March 11, 2021

couch jumper

A person who attempts to cover up his or her homosexuality by marrying someone of the opposite sex. See Tom Cruise

Mark: Did you hear that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce?

Steve: Yeah, it's no big surprise, though. Everyone knows he's a couch jumper.

by Dr. Rockett July 2, 2012

pole jammer

A pole jammer - usually a short hairy beaver hobbit white mexican hybrid who enjoys jamming poles everyday of the week, and twice on sundays. Pole jamming is slang for taking it homosexually in the pooper, female can also be a pole jammer

I.e. Julius

"Hey Cesar, wanna jam your pole, i got a nice warm spot for you to do it!" -Said Julius while wearing his brand new pole jammer shirt

by Tater The Gawd October 15, 2013

jammered

jammered(verb, past tense)- to be so intoxicated that you pull out your tie through your zipper and piss in your pants.

Tryce got so jammered at Breaton's that he hooked up with a mailbox.

by Aloyisius Cornbleuth July 9, 2004

Jammer

A term used on the street for a percocet.

Hey Ronnie, you got any clue where I can find some jammers?

by killak July 5, 2020

Jimmy-Jammer

Colloquial for Condom

Don't forget to wear a jimmy-jammer so you don't get that bitch pregnant.

by AIDSCARRIERX December 20, 2006

Rasberry Jammer

A sexual act that involves 2 males and 1 female menstrating. One guy has intercourse with the female and gets it bloody and sticky. Then he pulls out and jambs it in the other guys mouth.

Lets all go to the doughnut shop. No thanks I just had a Rasberry Jammer.

by Fancy Ladd Academy August 4, 2009