Jizing around someone's face in a near perfect circle, followed by a swift punch to the nose causing it to bleed. "Jam donut"
by Tingles July 24, 2016
Get the Jam donut mug.Monthly female occurence which men don't understand, other than it stops (most of) them having sex with their girlfriends. Inspired by similarity in appearance, rather than taste. See also on the blob, got the painters in and Arsenal are playing at home.
"What' the matter mate? You look frustrated."
"Haven't blown me beans for days, Dave. Fucking jam donut week, innit."
"Haven't blown me beans for days, Dave. Fucking jam donut week, innit."
by Roger the Cabin Boy September 13, 2008
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Get the jam hell mug.A type of improvised grenade-like bomb used mainly in the first world war. Soldiers would use the empty tins from their ration of jam and fill it with explosives and shrapnel. Improvised jam tins often resemble the 'Double Cylinder Bomb' that was in use at the same time.
"I managed to kill two guys in trenches today using a couple of jam tins"
or
"Shit, a jam tin went off next to me and now I've got shrapnel stuck in my leg"
or
"Shit, a jam tin went off next to me and now I've got shrapnel stuck in my leg"
by flyingtele January 13, 2009
Get the Jam tin mug.A person who does not mind, or infact prefers sexual intercourse with a woman who is currently using a 'jam rag' (sanitary towel).
The jam rag may be moved to the side during the act, or a male with a specific fetish might simply abraise their member against the padded liner for one-sided pleasure.
It is un-usual for the female to be aroused during this manoeuvre but not un-heard of.
The jam rag may be moved to the side during the act, or a male with a specific fetish might simply abraise their member against the padded liner for one-sided pleasure.
It is un-usual for the female to be aroused during this manoeuvre but not un-heard of.
Johny: Emma's experiencing her time of the month.
Jimmy: Then why are you smiling?
Johny: Because I'm gonna rub my knob against her jam rag tonight!
Jimmy: OMG You're such a Jam Rag Joyrider mate... Jog on!
Jimmy: Then why are you smiling?
Johny: Because I'm gonna rub my knob against her jam rag tonight!
Jimmy: OMG You're such a Jam Rag Joyrider mate... Jog on!
by MrRudewords June 7, 2011
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A useful way of fending of those irritating flies whilst enjoying the grand game of golf.
One would smear jam or another fruit based condiment on a couple of young ethnic chaps and have them follow in tow. Like a magnet the flies would stick
To the jam allowing the good white folks
A trouble free round..
And for abeo and abefunde the fruits of there labour would the reward of keeping the jam to take home and enjoy on some plantain chips.
One would smear jam or another fruit based condiment on a couple of young ethnic chaps and have them follow in tow. Like a magnet the flies would stick
To the jam allowing the good white folks
A trouble free round..
And for abeo and abefunde the fruits of there labour would the reward of keeping the jam to take home and enjoy on some plantain chips.
Oh I say Archibald I hope those pesky flies don’t spoil our round today. Not to worry Henry I’ve hired us a couple of jam boys that should do the trick. Does that work??
Like shit to a blanket!!
Like shit to a blanket!!
by Jambokeith85 November 23, 2020
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