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Jacqueline Armando

She rose to the top by cheating and can't do jack shit without somebody telling her exactly what to do and when to do it. Some might call her, a stupid ass bitch.
Person 1: Jacqueline Armando has become the valedictorian of highschool C
Person 2: I cannot believe that dumb little girl got number 1
by dirtykunt December 4, 2023
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Jacquease

Usually a white person who thinks they're black who likes little kids
Jacquease just gave head to a little kid!
by Fred Nickleson February 27, 2024
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jacques ze whipper

Very handsome and funny professional circus performer who uses whips to parody song requests by the audience.
Can be found at Renaissance Faires around the US.
Also has a cat named Scipio and a very hot ass.
Did you see Jacques Ze Whipper's performance at the RenFaire?

Someone requested the song "All The Single Ladies" and he said "I WILL DO ALL THE SINGLE LADIES".
The crowd went wild.
by salty-koala-bear March 10, 2024
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jacques jones

Jacques jones or Jacques joning is when you are talking to a underage boy presumably age 13 and below and having or doing the deed
Damn bro u look like Jacques jones.
Are you Jacques joning that little kid?
by 88s.archive March 20, 2024
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Jacques Portsman

Literally the best character and prosecutor in all of Ace Attorney, hell, in all visual novels. He’s only in Ace Attorney Investigations because the opps at Capcom knew he would outshine every other character. He’s in peak physical shape, plays a bunch of sports, and eats medals, it doesn’t get better than that. He had a detective partner named Buddy Faith that he murdered due to him being nosy and trying to meddle with his plans (they were secretly fucking as I was told by John Capcom himself).

But yeah, Jacques Portsman is the greatest!
Person 1: Plays Basketball
Person 2: WTF NO WAY JACQUES PORTSMAN REFERENCE!!!!!
Person 1: Erm… ok then…
by Jacques’ #1 Fan July 30, 2024
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Jacqueshammer

Construction Worker (Ouvrier Du Batiment): But Monsieur, this is not a jackhammer, it is a Jacqueshammer.
Jacqueshammer: Ah hohohohohohohohoho
by mibolsasitches August 31, 2025
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Jacques oeuf

James: Why did you go to your room Pierre?

Pierre: It is time to Jacques oeuf!
by Sausage juice November 5, 2025
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