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Jack Wheelchair

Derogatory nickname given to former Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, due to the amount of time he has spent on the sidelines due to persistent injury problems.
I see Jack Wilshere's out for another month with an ankle injury. More like Jack Wheelchair, am I right?
by falsetokaiba December 17, 2019
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Jack of All Asses

A person who has the ability to piss off anyone at any time, and anywhere. Typically, these people are unpleasant to be around due to the sheer amount of ignorance they emit, or lack of caring while being an asshole. They never fail to make someone's day more unpleasant than what it would, or not, have been. Atop of this, they also seem to be capable of this in more than one way and rather effortlessly, hence the name "Jack of All Asses.".
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how triggered people were at the funeral. All I said was "I'm pretty sure this guy owes me 5 bucks."

Person 2: "Wow, you really are a Jack of All Asses aren't you?"
by Guregori February 24, 2020
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jack rolled

Getting robbed while being drunk.
I left the party liquored up and got jack rolled while staggering home.
by whippleshield July 17, 2020
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Jack Green

When you do a Jack Green. YOu do a gay.
Oliver Sinclair (male): wow he's so hot
Linoln Potter (Male): BRO! Why did you just pull a jack green??
by sinclairmoto April 22, 2022
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Jack McBeth

Jack Mcbeth is a lovely boy
by lovelyboy1234556788 June 29, 2022
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Little Jack Hornher

Based on the children's nursery rhyme this sexual act entails taking a girl from behind doggystyle and inserting one's thumb in her anus upon climax.
As in....Little Jack Hornher... he stuck in his thumb, made the girl cum, and said, "What a good boy am I".
by Jack Inghoff January 18, 2009
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Inglewood Jack

A hockey fighting technique taught by Jules Winnfield, that involves pulling another player's jersey over his head from behind, simultaneously blinding the player and forcing him to bend forward at the waist, then punching the player with uppercut punches to the head, shoulders, and chest.
Named for Inglewood, California, a city with a 'rough' reputation, where Jules Winnfield lived. Also the the city where portions of Boyz N Da Hood and Training Day were filmed.
"Oh shit, Brashear is giving Brookbank the Inglewood Jack."
by Tomahawk Jackson February 6, 2013
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