A tent you set up in your office that you use to jerk off in. It gives the user some needed extra privacy while jerking it at work.
Alternate Definition: A temporary shelter designed to allow one to jack it in the work place while not incuring a sexual harassemnt suit by showing their co-workers their business
Alternate Definition: A temporary shelter designed to allow one to jack it in the work place while not incuring a sexual harassemnt suit by showing their co-workers their business
by biglerm April 22, 2011
Get the jerk tentmug. Similar to circular logic; When people stroke themselves by stroking others. Very common in the corporate setting.
Board member: Mr. Peterson is doing a stellar job running this company. I'm so glad I cast the deciding vote to hire him.
Employee under breath: Running this company into the ground. Classic circular jerk, dude.
Employee under breath: Running this company into the ground. Classic circular jerk, dude.
by m&jsandwich August 23, 2011
Get the Circular jerkmug. High Jerk- When two people high-five on your penis, and then proceed to jerk you off. It can be quite refreshing although, if done wrong, can permanently render the owner of said penis completely flaccid for life.
by TheTwinkleToes April 19, 2016
Get the high jerkmug. 1. When one coats their hand in wasabi and proceeds to masturbate or perform a hand job.
OR
2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.
OR
2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.
"yo, i got this wicked sick wasabi jerk last night from Kim"
"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"
"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"
by FOADboner July 3, 2009
Get the Wasabi Jerkmug. a contemptibly obnoxious person who attempts to impress others by acting of greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than he/she is actually possesses.
I don't appreciate how much you are being a pretentious jerk at dinner with my family.
My boss is such a pretentious jerk!
My boss is such a pretentious jerk!
by Matt01 February 5, 2019
Get the pretentious jerkmug. by ohmschode January 12, 2009
Get the cave jerkmug. A scenario when, as you're in the process of masturbating to porn, your friend texts you and the text pops up at the top of your viewing screen blocking some of the action.
Jerry: (Masturbating to porn)
Friend texts: yo could I borrow your notes from class? I was absent today.
Jerry: Dude you caught me mid-jerk.
Friend texts: yo could I borrow your notes from class? I was absent today.
Jerry: Dude you caught me mid-jerk.
by serd12 June 18, 2018
Get the Mid-Jerkmug.