Ben and jerrys

Usually what girls eat while watching the notebook.

Girl: Ugh, he cheated on me..I need Ben and Jerrys.

by Cool777 July 27, 2009

Dirty Jerry

A sex act when you shoot your load in your partner's eye causing them to squint in that eye. It invokes the image of Colonel Klink, a German officer (Jerry) from TV's Hogan's Heroes, who squinted in one eye from wearing a monocle. Also named after it's namesake Jerry A. who had a pre-occupation with Colonel Klink and monocles in general.

He gave that poor girl a Dirty Jerry and now she might never see in that eye again.

by Bluesalive March 2, 2017

Jerry Falwell

as Christopher Hitchens put it nicely, "A conscious charlatan, vulgar bully and crook; lived by hatred of others, and prejeduce, and committed treason by saying the United States and it's civil society deserved the attacks on 9/11; Jerry Fallwell lived on superstition, bigotry, and hatred of others, dislike of people whose lives he knew nothing about, raised money from credulous organizations; made a career on superstition and hatred of others; if you have Falwell and enema he could be buried in a matchbox; I think it's a pity there isn't a hell for him to go to."

Jerry Falwell blamed the attacks on 9/11 on gays, femenists, and other people he disliked...

by The Prince of Prague July 16, 2007

jerry-rigability

The ability or potential ability of something to be jerry-rigged; the extent to which something can be jerry-rigged, MacGyvered, yankee-doodled, wham-boozled, hanky-pankied, sauteed or flambe'd.

Jerry: Hey MacGyver, what do you reckon the jerry-rigability is of this here tore up half-a-motorcycle?

MacGyver: Hard to say Jerry... but give me your belt, a tennis racket, those shoes, a watermelon and that child's balloon animal over there and we'll find out!

by HARRYKAHKENBOLZ June 18, 2009

Jerry Sun

Jerry Sun is incredibly smart but is bad at most sports. He will forever be shipped with Grace :). He still is a smarty boi tho.

The word Jerry Sun is defined in the webster and merrian dictionary as and I quote "SMART BOI" end Quote

by memegod1 April 10, 2019

Jerry sprinkler

When a woman masturbates to Jerry Springer’s show and becomes wet.

Jerry Springer (on the show)- And how does this make you feel, Natasha”

Karen (watching his show at home) -“OHH JERRY THAT FEELS AMAZING AAAGGGHHHH YOU GAVE ME A JERRY SPRINKLER”

by wetpusst101 July 7, 2019

jerry magnuson

The inventor of the Posi-Pour. It is commonly found on the tops of liquor bottles in bars and restarunts. The Posi-Pour is a liquor controll method that pours exactly one shot.

Jerry Magnuson invented the Posi-Pour and made a lot of money.

by Jmagnus July 30, 2008