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classic rock junkie

A person who loves the musical genre classic rock, which includes bands such as Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, The Doors, ACDC, and The Who. They are uninterested in modern music. Sometimes, they are of the opinion that any new music is terrible, in other cases they admit that some of it is good, it just doesn't interest them. Often times they find themselves pretending to love the new alternative band their friend is showing them while wishing they were at home listening to The White Album. Many classic rock junkies are afraid to admit they are indeed a classic rock junkie for fear of being called narrow-minded.
"Oh yeah, I love Green Day."

"That is such a lie. You're a classic rock junkie and you know it."
by floydiac9 October 18, 2009
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jiz junkie

jiz junkie a person who craves sperm (jiz)essentially a jiz addict
Ie: Micheal barrymoore, Sir elton John for example might say " I fuckin love jiz feed me seamore I am a jiz junkie" Quote unquote as in little shop of horrors plant is addicted to blood..
by hunkster December 6, 2006
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scare junkie

noun Those addicted to the adrenaline boost of being scared
This can be shown by having an abnormal love of horror films, seeing a scary film an abnormal amount of times or going to a place / doing something you know will scare you... abnormally.
Pete: Yo, that Texas Chain Saw Massacre was pimpin
Smithy: Cool
Pete: Damn straight COOL, I seen it 8 times
Smithy: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING SCARE JUNKIE!
or
"Yo, that Debbie is so weird"
"Na, she's just a scare junkie"
by chilli_shakes December 14, 2008
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empty junk

1. To delete all junk e-mail on one's account.

2. To ejaculate.
1. What is all of this spam? I'm going to empty junk.

2. I am going to empty junk on that bitch!
by Mattamusoftheburque April 4, 2008
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Blood Junkie

Started as a song by Lamb of God, used as to describe someone in the song "Contractor" by the same band. Someone who wants to see large amounts of blood spilled for their own reasons. it could be that they just want to see blood spilled, or it advances their own plans.
by PatchySanity April 2, 2010
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The Junk Mans Itch

The result of a person that lives with or in a junkyard;
The result of a person the lives to buy sell or trade junk at a garage sale;
The result of itching profusely due to the possibility of being able to acquire more junk.....,
The Junk Mans Itch
Hong Kong Hives
Garage Sale
Junkyard
Yard Sale
by ADONEALL February 10, 2013
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Don't touch my junk

A stern warning to TSA gropers to not touch John Tyner's penis or balls when told he was about to undergo a "groin check".
Don't touch my junk. If you touch my junk, I'm going to have you arrested. -- John Tyner, San Diego Airport, November 13, 2010
by RealTailDragger November 22, 2010
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