J'ing the peen

To jerk off. Also said as "j the peen" or "j'd the peen"

I think nick was j'ing the peen when we were having a sleepover

by Mother freaking fuck June 10, 2025

Ben J. Pierce

Ben J. Pierce is known by his YouTube channel "KidPOV". Born Feb. 19. 1999, this little shit is so adorable and is always smiling. He is multi-talented; he can act, sing, and dance. His puns are the worst, but are hilarious. He is an eyebrow activist. I SUGGEST LISTENING TO BENNY'S SONG "Little Game" IT IS BAE.

"Is that Ben J. Pierce?"

"Yeah, his eyebrows are on fleek."

by 5SecondsofChemicalRomance February 28, 2015

Pre J

See premature ejaculation. When you've got a pack of 2 minute noodles for your girlfriend, and you manage drop your load either in her or in your pants before they are done.

Pre J King: I totally destroyed that pussy in like, a minute bro!!!
Actual Player: Dude, that isn't something to be proud of...

by ThatCheesyTroll September 19, 2013

Personal J-Day

It's a day when you take off from school or work to jack off all day

Gene: "Hey man where's George?"

Ray: "Oh he took a Personal J-Day."

Gene: "Again? That's the third time this week"

by CINNAMINBUNNS October 11, 2011

Pass The J

When enjoying a marijuana cigarette with friends, and you're patiently waiting for it to be passed over to you.

Come on Matt, you've already had like 3 hits! Pass the J brother!

by FuckTheJuice November 15, 2018

Power J

Jerking off with so much power, you can orgasm in under 5 strokes.

Man, I really need to relieve some stress, but I don't have much time. Maybe I should just go in the bathroom and Power J.

by dtarock85 January 27, 2009

pre-j

the blow job received before having sex

I got a pre-j from my girl friend right before we banged.

by Scotteeo March 4, 2012