Israeled

When someone fucks around, and then finds out harder than he could ever imagine.
Jack tried to sucker punch Jon, got Israeled by Jon and he is now paralyzed from the neck down.
by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023
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When people group together to murder you but nobody else cares because you're Jews
Terrorists are entering Israel to kill people who are therby Israeled when the world does not care.
by k1ked1ke January 17, 2024
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A person who stands up for truth, fights for democracy against all odds and is strong despite others attacking them personally, religiously. or through online media.
When I saw my school mate being bashed by the bullies, I Israeled the situation and managed to stop the harm.
by rachelfay December 27, 2023
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Being falsely accused of "theft" because someone else wants what you rightfully own. Or being falsely accused of "genocide" for defending yourself when attacked.
"I bought the house and moved in. The former tenants Israeled me, falsely accusing me of stealing my own house. They tried to murder my family to steal it from us, and complained when we fought back."
by MathProf December 28, 2023
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When you come back home and someone has taken and ruined it, so you get in, start to fix the place up, and they keep attacking you for it, so you fight back and consistently win.

Jewish people returning to their native homeland, to provide a shelter for world Jews and rehabilitate the land from centuries of abuse at the hands of Roman and Arab colonialists.

When you invite your neighbors to coexist peacefully but have to defend yourself by any means necessary because neighbor continues their genocidal aggression.
Are you ok?
Yeah...I just got Israeled, but I'll be aright. I just need to practice more self-defense for the next time they try.
Why? Need help?
Yeah, I do. I'm surrounded by jihadist neighbors.
by breathyful January 28, 2024
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When the Israeli Occupation Force (IOF) Apache helicopters shower your friends in bullets and fire missiles at your car while fleeing a music festival because they're ordered to 'shoot at everything' because they don't know who is a terrorist.
Damn dude, you're burnt to a crisp inside your car, you got Israeled hard!
by I got israeled November 21, 2023
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When the Israeli Occupation Force (IOF) Apache helicopters shower your friends in bullets and fire missiles at your car while fleeing a music festival because they're ordered to 'shoot at everything' because they don't know who is a terrorist.
Damn dude, you're burnt to a crisp inside your car, you got israeled hard!
by I got israeled November 21, 2023
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