Inception mode

a. To be so blacked out drunk one evening and not be able to distinguish dreaming and drunken reality on the subsequent morning.

Vaughn: "Dude, Tyler What did you do last night?"

Tyler: "I got fucked up last night but I don't remember the second half of the night."

Vaughn: "Yeah you're definitely in inception mode today man."

by Brook's Brother July 23, 2010

Independent Woman

Made famous by Beyonce, the independent woman is someone who claims to be able to do it all on their own. In reality, she has a new boyfriend at least 2-3 times a year and never stays single more than a week. She also often gets money from her parents. She also craves attention from online social networks like facebook and twitter and is known to cause a lot of drama at work.

If you haven't lived by yourself in a cave for 5 years, you can't go around calling yourself an independent woman.

by Dixinyobutt January 22, 2013

independent

A political term used to describe those people who know not what they believe or are too chickenshit to take a position or pick a side. Also used by these bottom feeders to create an air of self-importance since their vote is "up for grabs" or because they are too thoughtful to make a choice. Typically seen eating cake or pie with one hand while stuffing more into their pants with the other.

That spineless bastard is an independent and the closer we get to the election, the more independent he becomes.

by Frank Zappa is alive March 31, 2009

independent

a prostitute who operates without a pimp.

Hi, I'm Tammy, call me for a great time! I'm 100% Independent!

by Jay Jam August 1, 2010

Indentured Monkey

An incompitent employee working at the check out line of a store.

"That indentured monkey gave me the wrong change!"

by wysiwyg January 8, 2004

The Declaration of Independence

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government.

Thats is the hole The Declaration of Independence

by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020

ineption

Manifestation of being inept; incapable of measuring up to expectations

Pity these as heaven straddles all boundaries and sentiments of joy ineption.

by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009