a babe in the woods

a defenseless person; a naive, young person

He's just a babe in the woods. He needs someone to protect him.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

hit the wood

Smoke a blunt.

I’m high asf I don’t even know why I hit the wood

by Hit the Woodman February 8, 2022

Foreign Wood

When a guy wants sex with his significant other but was initially turned on by someone or something else.

Get away from me with that foreign wood. Hope you had fun at the strip club.

by Wickym August 10, 2010

church wood

An untimely and spontaneous erection of the male penis that occurs in a church, usually while sitting in the pew listening to a boring Protestant Christian sermon.

"I popped church wood this morning and had to cover my dick with the Bible when we stood up for prayer."

by kgacho November 5, 2009

Back-Wooded

To be sexually assaulted by a hillbilly in a rural, mountainous setting.

"I heard Kevin was back-wooded by a banjo toting hillbilly named Jim-Bob", said John.

by Phillphd September 3, 2013

Oliver Wood

The gryffindor quidditch captin that makes my pussy throb whenever he's on screen.

My friend: Oliver Wood is ugly!
Me: Shut the fuck up retard you simp for draco you have no right to say who's ugly and who is not.

by PercyIsHeadBoy February 20, 2021

Otto Wood

Otto Woods is from Texas and is a drummer in the band Waterparks. He has an Instagram account but hates the internet, he doesn’t have a twitter. Sometimes during a live show he would switch spots with Awsten Knight (Lead singer in band Waterparks) and sing and Awsten would play the drums.

Hey, have you seen Otto Wood?
Look! Its Otto wood singing!

by Melanie Martinez k-12 September 11, 2020