retail investor

An investor who trades shares on an exchange through a third party, typically a brokerage firm with direct access to the market(s) ECN networks. This term is often used in a derogatory sense to describe various middle-of-the-road people who attempt to amass great wealth with little to no research beforehand, often resulting in the complete loss of their "invested" money.

Being a retail investor is not a sign of incompetence, however; there are many who are quite able and consistently beat indices and funds with their returns.

Noob trader: "Hey! This stock just fell 50%; there's gotta be a short squeeze soon! I'm buying!"

Experienced trader: "Don't be a retail investor, man!"

Experienced retail investor: "Bag holder would be a better phrase for that, buddy!"

by Alex Koik-Cestone January 2, 2009

Darkhat Investigative Services

Comprised of many (primarily East Coast) employees, they work around the clock to dig up anything and everything that the world needs to know. Quick and reliable. The majority of their work is done for the betterment of mankind, but they are available to investigate private issues, albeit at a steep fee.

Darkhat Investigators is a top-notch online private investigating firm.

Darkhat Investigative services recently uncovered the fact that W.L. is a complete loser who enjoys making up stories about himself.

by Froggggy April 28, 2013

Incestial Beings

A mutation human species from massive incest.

Alabama the homeland of incestial beings.

by DailyMusic June 5, 2011

Incest

The act of trying to be from Alabama

Brother: wanna smash
Sister: Sure
Both: Lets have incest to try to be from Alabama
*Alabama has entered the chat*

by ïïï March 11, 2019

Investment Boobs

Breasts that, while small, won't become saggy as the woman grows old

"Your fiancee has got some pretty small tits."

"Nah man, think of them as investment boobs."

by fragmonkey September 30, 2011

incestival

an orgy or festival of incestuous relationships

The redneck wedding was such an incestival!

by sparklefarkle June 28, 2011

Incest sex

Two or more people who are related mating for the sake of reproducing offspring or to please one another.

Dereck and Molly’s date had gone very well. While their parents were gone one thing had led to the other and the two siblings were making love in their bed. Molly’s sexy moans were thanks to her older brother’s amazing thrusts and keeping her close in a tight hug. Dereck adored his little sis’s moans of pleasure and there bodies pressed together. Eventually they both orgasmed with Molly requesting that her older brother did not pull out of her as she felt safer with him inside her. Molly fell asleep in her brothers arms, his member still wedged deep inside of her.

Incest sex :P

by Max Shrek June 28, 2021