The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.
"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."
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Infinite the Jackass

Infinite the Jackass
verb, noun, proper noun, god help us all

1. A term used to describe someone who tries way too hard to be edgy, intimidating, or cool, often ending up just looking like a melodramatic theater kid.
2. The dark, brooding antagonist from Sonic Forces who wears a large ruby on his chest and has an even larger ego. Known for saying stuff like “Im not weak!” right after getting his ass kicked by a 3-foot-tall edgehog.
"Bro, stop monologuing about your trauma and help me move this couch, youre being a real infinite the jackass right now."
“He changed his username to ✧𝕀ɴғɪɴɪᴛᴇ✧ on discord and told me id 'taste true despair.' Infinite the jackass behavior.”
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this card counters the infinite no you. the person who tries to counter any of the cards crafted by this creatorhas thousand light year+ infinite gay and cannot be countered

by anything in existence.
no you

infinite no you

extremely infinite no you
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Infinite Craft

A game made by neal.fun,
where you can make whatever monstrosity your skibidi rizz brainrot mind could ever think of.
guy: "Hey man, what did you make in Infinite Craft?"
guy2: "chess porn"
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infinite deuce

when to people keep passing a shit by defecating in eachother non stop infinitly
yesterday i had an infinite deuce with bryson
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infinitize

to make or have excessive amounts of something. To make it to the number infinity.
I wanted to infinitize all the robots to have an army.
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infinite blondness

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.
In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.
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