A close relative of Poseidon’s Kiss, this is the exhilarating feeling of refreshingly cool, semi-moist air circulating your anushole after flushing the toilet while still sitting upon it.
I was having a fucked-up day until I went to sit down for a grumpy shit and was blessed with Poseidon’s Breeze tantalizing my butthole.
by Nams vs Japs June 14, 2025
Get the Poseidon’s Breezemug. The phenomenon that when a MIMIC is near, the victim will be flooded with depictions of the sea and a warm summer's breeze. When the waves crash against heated sand and the sun is high, it will blind you as the sound of birds squawking and chirping is the last thing you hear before it gets you, it may kill you itself, or haunt you until you do.
by Thiswasnotthemoon June 19, 2025
Get the The Summer's Breeze Phenomenonmug. by Justachillguy February 18, 2025
Get the Jamaican Breezemug. Frank was drinking beer and talking to Jane when Frank belched into her face deliberately , creating a powerful and smelly Burp Breeze that sent Jane back several feet.
by StainsandSmears April 18, 2018
Get the burp breezemug. a beautiful girl who is commonly referred as an angel. she has eyes that will put you in a trance and she holds the one and only booty that will shake the earth.
guy #1 "woah did you feel that? felt like an earthquake!"
guy #2 "nah i think summer breeze jones just sat down"
guy #2 "nah i think summer breeze jones just sat down"
by hooligan hoolio December 8, 2018
Get the summer breeze jonesmug. by Thomas Crawford March 13, 2023
Get the Summer Breezemug. by peepeepilot November 2, 2014
Get the sassy breezemug.