A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
by anonymous December 6, 2024
Get the Hungarian Turkey Slicer mug.A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy. Can also be done on any type of poultry, just change "turkey" to the name of the poultry.
by anonymous December 8, 2024
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Get the Hungarian Helicopter mug.The Hungarian spazzing goon method is done by going to the famous aquarium in Budapest named Tropicarium and getting in the walk-through tunnel at the shark tank and then boof a weed pen or cart until its hit like an egg blinker. If done correctly the Hungarian spazzing goon method should give an unique high and will periodically make you ejaculate.
by YVLdoja January 6, 2025
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Mark couldn't make it to work today; he got double pink eye after his girl gave him a Hungarian Mudflap last night.
by The Morgantown Bone Breaker July 4, 2025
Get the Hungarian Mudflap mug.The man ejaculates his load into he/she’s mouth and sucks it back out into a turkey baster. Injecting the semen back into the man’s ass and sealing it with a buttplug.
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Get the Hungarian Oil Change mug.A multi staged sex move to razzle badazzle your mate/sex partner, it begins with; the setup.
Setup stage 1: Acquire a mating partner, preferably from Hungary but is not required.
Setup stage 2: Make her sign the warning waver/clause. This sex act is so bizarre and unorthodox that written consent is (mostly) required.
Here’s now how to do the act.
Stage 1: Engage in sex with your partner, do anything you want at first, anal, oral, etc. do this for atleast an hour to ensure that you have a good flow of cum building up.
Stage 2: Make her give you oral sex, then once you are about to cum make sure she keeps it all in her mouth.
Stage 3: Once she has your cum in her mouth make her stand on her feet but on her toes, and have her arms in the shape of chicken wings when doing the chicken dance
Stage 4: Get on your back and prepare yourself.
Stage 5: Have her whistle 4 times in rapid succession, then have her spray your cum up in the air in the hopes that it lands on you.
If done correctly then you have completed the Hungarian birdbath.
Setup stage 1: Acquire a mating partner, preferably from Hungary but is not required.
Setup stage 2: Make her sign the warning waver/clause. This sex act is so bizarre and unorthodox that written consent is (mostly) required.
Here’s now how to do the act.
Stage 1: Engage in sex with your partner, do anything you want at first, anal, oral, etc. do this for atleast an hour to ensure that you have a good flow of cum building up.
Stage 2: Make her give you oral sex, then once you are about to cum make sure she keeps it all in her mouth.
Stage 3: Once she has your cum in her mouth make her stand on her feet but on her toes, and have her arms in the shape of chicken wings when doing the chicken dance
Stage 4: Get on your back and prepare yourself.
Stage 5: Have her whistle 4 times in rapid succession, then have her spray your cum up in the air in the hopes that it lands on you.
If done correctly then you have completed the Hungarian birdbath.
Tony: “I heard The Hungarian Birdbath is a real girl pleaser”
Dave: “Dude my ex did that to me and we broke up.”
Dave: “Dude my ex did that to me and we broke up.”
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