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after hours

The name of a place you can go to drink and find other substances after all other bars close. Generally a very sketchy type of place where everyone there looks like they had a bad relationship with their parents. Found in back alleys behind steel doors guarded by degenerates. Not a type of place for normal people unless you want to scum it up for the night.
Hey buddy, wanna hit up an after hours when we leave here?
by Filthy Ferguson November 22, 2006
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9 hours 9 persons 9 doors

An originally Japanese puzzle oriented video game with an excellent storyline. It involves 9 people who are kidnapped by someone calling himself Zero and out on a ship. They are forced to play a game in which they had to solve puzzles in order to find the door with a number 9 which will lead to their escape. They have 9 hours to do so or the ship will sink. The first in the Zero Escape series.
Person 1: "Hey, have you played 9 hours 9 persons 9 doors?"
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Well you should you fucking cactus!
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dick hours

dick hours is equilivent to 4 hours. I dont know why anyone would use this...but i also don't know why guys wear tight pants and say that they bleed black. It is 4 hours cause thats how long an erection can last before you're suppose to notify a doctor. weeeeee
-Dude i'll pick you up in dick hours and we can hit up chipotle.
-Sweet man i love chipotle..see ya then
by DWD May 17, 2006
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Quiet Hours

Quiet Hours ( kwahy-it ou-ers) - Noun - The state in a fraternity house where members are to not have their fratty music to a decibel level that will cause another brother to feel uncomfortable while studying for exams. Usually enforced that last two weeks of a semester so most brothers can graduate and earn a high paying job and not end up working at McDonald's.
"Dude what happened to Quiet Hours this week? those BITCH kids are gonna fail out"

"Man I wish I had an easy major, I wouldnt give a shit for quiet hours"

"Did you hear about the party on T-FLOOR? they are so bad ass for violating quiet hours, I hope they are still raise the house GPA"

"Man, Fuck Quiet Hours" - Danny G
by PARAIDER December 8, 2009
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butter hours

a time of night when things get crazy, without the addition of any alcohol or substance.
Natalie and Alexander get frisky during butter hours, but nobody knows why.
by rapkingho November 9, 2009
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Christian Hours

Businesses who close early on weekdays and are closed Sundays. So they can go home and pray, maybe.
Oh! I was going to get my hair done this weekend, but I was busy Saturday, and my salon keeps Christian Hours, so I couldn't Sunday either.
by happee01 May 24, 2010
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Facebook hours

While a regular hour has sixty minutes, a Facebook-hour is usually shorter; due to the unnecessary amount of time spent on Facebook when one should be doing other activities.

It can vary from fifty minutes, all the way down to just fifteen minutes left on an hour.
Mark: Why did it take you five hours to do your math homework yesterday?

Tim: It took two and a half, actually, but was on Facebook half the time

Mark: Oh, so five Facebook hours?

Tim: Yes
by Norway90 March 21, 2011
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