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houtman defense

A defense mechanism used in a political debate that consists of turning the argument into a stereotype about mexicans and other hispanics, or using the stereotype as a parallel to push a point across.
Alex knew he was losing the arguement about rednecks voting bush into office, so he used the houtman defense and simply said well illegal immigrants drive our fruit picking industry.
by Eric Miller September 30, 2007
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Houlihan

A joint (or cigarette) with only one draw left before reaching the Filter is known as a "Houlihan" as it is hot on the lips when inhaleing this comes from the character Major.Margaret (hotlips) Houlihan from the tv program M*A*S*H
yoyo you wanna toke on this Houlihan?....
by Beebop... August 11, 2009
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houston pile up

A giant gang bang consisting of at least 4 guys and one girl. Creater: Paulina, a sexy mexican, who routinely loves to get gang banged in houston, her hometown.
Dude, check that girl out! She loves to get houston pile uped!!!
by Goodman baby September 7, 2009
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Holtz

A balding loser who dates little girls and narcs on his fellow man.
Hey who snitched on us? Oh, it was that guy HOLTZ. That guy is a bitch ass pussy.
by Supertrooper1 April 26, 2019
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Houston Hearing Aid

When your chick is passed out, you cum in one of her ears. While she's passed out the jizz hardens and looks like a hearing aid when she wakes up!
"I gave Betty a Houston Hearing Aid after she passed out the other night!
by Shauny Boy January 5, 2008
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Houston Texans

the shittiest team in the nfl
by Alfred Von Glockenspiel January 1, 2006
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Houston Texans

The NFL's newest team, the Texans were established in 2002. After struggling during their first two seasons, they appeared to be turning a corner with a 7-9 record in 2004 and better play by quarterback David Carr. However, they finished as the worst team in the league in '05, taking a big step backwards. The Texans are known for having a poor offensive line (which leads to many sacks), mediocre defense, and bad runningbacks.
"The Houston Texans go down again. They lose to the 49ers, and Houston will be the worst team in the National Football League."
by Sports Info July 7, 2006
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