Alabama Hotdog

When a man takes multiple dumps inside a womens vagina and then does her.

Drahin: Dude Some chick in a red ranger suit came over and asked me to do her!
friend: awesome! What happened next?
Drahin: Well, I had to take a dump real bad so I gave her an alabama hotdog!
friend: SWEET!

by Daretmus February 20, 2009

hotdog

When a female gets off a guy by fucking a guy with her tits, thus forming a 'hotdog'.

"Then the bitch gave me a hotdog, and I cummed right up her nose!"

by Alex December 7, 2003

The Hotdog Formula

When you design your customer’s experience in such a way that it ends up on a high note—think of IKEA customers looking forward for their favorite hotdog after they have frustratingly lined up to the check-out counters.

To get the customers to return, apply the hotdog formula to your business: offer them something positive, which would make them forget about any inconveniences they’ve experienced—put them in a positive frame of mind at the end of their shopping trip.

by MathPlus July 26, 2018

Hotdogged

When your significant other microwaves a sausage, and shoves it up your anus.

Susan: What did you and your husband do for your anniversery?
Bethany: I hotdogged him, but that's about it.
Susan: I wish my husband would let me hotdog him... *sad crying emoji".

by Lima B EaNen May 18, 2018

smiling hotdog

when your reciving a blow job and then taking a dump on the girls chest, an then when your about to cum you pull out and try to make zig zags on the topp of the shit.

Then grab her by the ankels and lift her up so the shit rolls down into her face from her chest, and that breif moment she grins and says oh my god thats gross.

i met this chick at the bar and i gave her a smiling hotdog.

by Odisesis the Odyssey N Tribots June 15, 2010

hotdog

1.the best goddamn food ever, commonly eaten during baseball times...
2.penis
3.a nerdish word used during the early 50's

1."pass me a hotdog d00d!!"
2."can i eat your hotdog?"
3."HOTDOG! i finally finished my ant collection!"

by kickace August 17, 2005

Muddy Hotdog

After eating steak and potatoes, you take a shit that first comes out as a solid and slowly turns into a liquid as you progress through shitting and looks like and has the same texture as mud. Now here is where the hot dog comes in, you use the shit you just took as lubrication to masturbate and after you have climaxed, you feed the shit/jizz mix to your dog or cat, of course with some leftover dinner!

Dude i ran out of lube so i had to pull a muddy hotdog last night!

by Mister Insidious October 4, 2011