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Hoover

Verb, the act of insufflation. Typically used as slang to refer to inhalation of illicit substances. Also used abstractly to refer to rapid consumption of food.
I was so hungry I just hoovered that burger down. It's also incredible that I was so hungry after hoovering shneef all night.
by There's nobirthdaypartyhere April 21, 2021
mugGet the Hoovermug.

Hoover Dome

Hoover being a major vacuum maker, and "dome" being MY name for that GOOD head, when looking for that head that's going to make NOT just the toes curl, but get that leg tapping. "Hoover Dome".
Anyone can perform fellatio ( suck a penis).....literally. A profressional (like me) seeks and returns Hoover Dome.
by Chewy32 November 29, 2013
mugGet the Hoover Domemug.

twisted hoover

One who wants to suck cock while twisted
Man did you see what Dave turned into after a couple hits?

Yea man he swallow that dude balls deep. He's a twisted hoover for sure
by Oven cleaner February 5, 2021
mugGet the twisted hoovermug.

Japanese Hoover

When you're sitting on a chair and a Japanese lady squats in front of you to have a chat . And then suddenly , out of nowhere , she sucks up your Dick and balls .
I swear i was talking to Megumi about my Last sushi meal and she suddendly gave me a brutal Japanese Hoover
by Vati June 12, 2019
mugGet the Japanese Hoovermug.

Hoover

A particular form of hypocrisy and double standards. Said about people who claim and expect certain rights for themselves, while publicly denying the very same right to others.
That hoover politician who's pro-life and rails about family values, but paid for an abortion for his mistress.

or

How hoover do you have to be to complain about others illegally parking in handicap spaces, but then do the same.
by urbanpeasent April 29, 2022
mugGet the Hoovermug.

Opening the Hoover Dam

A slang term for playing with a Tech Deck (with the intent of getting an observer's vagina moist.)
"Time to open the Hoover Dam." *starts tech-decking*
"Holy shit, they're Opening the Hoover Dam."
by tech-decker February 28, 2024
mugGet the Opening the Hoover Dammug.

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