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Fake Hooper

A person who claims to play basketball but knows they do not truly play the sport. Also claims to be a "D1 Dreamer" or a "D1 Bound" player.
Person 1: Look he posted another basketball pic
Person 2: Chill he a fake hooper
by @jthebucket August 21, 2016
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hopped up on goofballs

Getting off your face on some sweet, harmless drugs.
Sadly, it's also a phrase that right-wing zealots use in their misguided belief that a WAR ON DRUGS is necessary.
Dude, I'm so gonna get myself hopped up on goofballs this weekend.

We need to shoot all these kids who get hopped up on goofballs, that's the problem with this country.
by sjaxso July 20, 2008
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hooded plopper

A name mistake made while hungover and possibly still drunk from the prior night on holidays at a beach that is a nature preserve for a bird called the hooded plover. Often followed by an embaressing and photographed impresonation of what you think a hooded plopper is, inspiring you to cover your head with a beach towel and squat down as though using the bathroom. Documented as a distant relative to the "walking bird" resulting in an hilarious phone call to gary to tell him you are at his cousins house.
"OMG why are you squating with a towel on your head?" "Haha the sign says hooded plopper so im being one" "No, its hooded plover, are you still drunk from last night?"
by beachafterparty January 14, 2009
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hopped into a freezer

A euphemism for sex.
"Jane Doe and I hopped into a freezer at the convention"
by Psyha September 29, 2008
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Hooper File

The file where everything lost goes.
by Hell In Utopia September 10, 2009
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Hooded Hawk

An uncircumcised penis. The extra foreskin is like wearing a hooded sweatshirt.
What the hell is that!? I've never seen a penis like that?!
Oh that's just my hooded hawk... ka kaw!
by dodgerdude04 August 1, 2010
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anna hooper

a cute midget with fluro hair
shes a little psycho but awesome :)
look at that hair shine its an anna hooper
by nic musumeci February 11, 2009
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