Hammer Smashed Face

Drunk to an extreme degree.

Pat: "Dude, i fel like shit. what happened last night?"
Alex:"You were more than drunk man, you were hammer smashed face!"

by vvalkyrie April 26, 2011

flatter than hammered shit

Can't get any worse.

I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.

by smedley pond June 14, 2010

Akron Hammer

A nickname specifically given to Lebron James; coined by Sports Nation's lovely Michelle Beadle.

The Akron Hammer (Lebron James) posterized the Laker's defense.

by Daddy_Mac November 10, 2009

Yam Hammer

n.) A fully erect penis, usually one of staggering sive and girth.

Suzy gagged on Neil's yam hammer, despite being an accomplished cocksucker.

by Blenderhead91 April 4, 2009

Russian hammer time

When a male is about to ejaculate and he starts hitting the woman on the head with his penis until he comes.

"dude i heard kari did a russian hammer time with kari!"

" yeah man i heard they went at it hard"

by EFANG June 16, 2009

Hammer Hog

Fucking the shit out of a fat bitch.

See that girl at the all you can eat buffet, Phil hammerhogged her.

by Kyle September 18, 2004

hammer of thor'd

Wound sustained while extremely drunk. Refers to Thor who hits you with his hammer when youre not looking.

dem bitches was hammer of thor'd.

by peterbrendanaaronevan May 20, 2007