Homer

When you succeed something without trying.

Looks like I pulled a Homer.

by Kippie April 9, 2004

Homer

A god among cats. His obesity can only be comprehended by those he sees worthy of living. Lives in the home of a young misunderstood child who obtained a gay hairdo. He lets a person know when he needs something by yelling out the call of the gods, also known as "MAOOOOOWWWWWW". The sworn protector of homer, who homer chooses after rigorous training and mental exhaustion, is given the task of writing the definition of Homer. Fear Homer for he will strike fear into the heathens. He weighs about 23 pounds and change right now but soon to be more.

Greg: Man Homer was so fat today
Kenjo: Are you fucking serious? He's fat everyday lol!
Greg: I guess so but today he seemed fatter
Kenjo: Well it happens like that lol!
Jon: I love my mohawk, it's a beatiful mohawk!
Greg: You're gay

by Homer Guardian September 17, 2008

homero

A Gay Male who pretends to be straight to aviod serious relationships with other men.
A contraction of Homo and Hetro. Started when Chris R. started getting pissed off saying guys where straight acting. Co-producer Peanut

Every single guy at santa margarita catholic high school in butt fuck OC

by ChrisR December 17, 2004

homerosexual

When a person could be characterized as bisexual, this would indicate a frequency favoring homo-relations versus hetero-relations.

Well, I go both ways but, I'm more of a homerosexual.

by smokesquantity April 18, 2004

jack homer

Awesome, hot, cut jawline, beautiful eyes and equally awesome personality, lover of the office and a great leader

Wow Jack Homer is so cool

by KFC17 November 14, 2017

homeroom hitler

a man or person that is protective over a room

boy 1: HEY CAN I COME IN ?
boy 2: NO STAY AWAY !!!!!!
boy 2: dude stop being such a homeroom hitler

by qwertyuiopwank June 20, 2011

Homer™

The best flamer on Neowin.net who will not hesitate to cuss other idiots such as IK 47.

God you just got pwnt by Homer.

by iono February 10, 2005