Wessex Backpoo-Hedgehog

the act of sex when you shit on your partners back and tell him/her that this cute little hedgehog lives there from now on

Ist it ok if i give you a wessex backpoo-hedgehog tonight? i have already bought the salt-sticks

by Nascimento June 4, 2018

Arii The Hedgehog

A stupid self insert mary sue who is nothing more than an object for Shadow The Hedgehog to ejaculate inside.

I'm really disappointed in myself for knowing who Arii The Hedgehog is.

by fuck des hoes September 14, 2021

Sonic the Hedgehog

A blue furry. Hho is depicted in some fan art as gay, pregnant, fat, naked, and eating people whole.

Guy: Oh my God look at that art!!
Other guy: Why is Sonic the Hedgehog eating someone??
Guy: I don't know

by Daddy SpongeBob 👨👨👨 November 13, 2021

humpbacked crippled hedgehog

1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon

2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.

3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)

4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.

We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic

by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017

Sonic the Hedgehogging

A rigorous, vigorous type of aberrant sex involving inserting things in one's rectum at a high rate of speed repeatedly.

Dude is limping from Sonic the Hedgehogging last night.

by Andrew Torba's Midnight Climax December 3, 2023

Sonic the Hedgehog

The game where it all began

Is it the mega drive version or is it the 06 version?

Sonic the Hedgehog, blue hedgehog, is fast, can run, can go through loops, can jump, can look down, can... em... y'know, fun

by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023

Hedgehog

When your five o’clock pussy shadow pokes they your panties.

My hedgehog needs a trim.

by The Asian Nugget December 13, 2020