Creator of life. An absolute sigma standing at 5'7" with several trillions in the bank that he acquired via abusing chipmunks and tax evasion. He mogs with Ice Spice daily and they often snack on each others foreskin. This is what makes him such a skibidi.
If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.
When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.
If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.
When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.
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Person Two: Okay Joe Hawley.
Joe Hawley: I LIKE KIDS
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