Dry Hatching

Hatching an egg on Pokemon Go without exercising (riding in a car, trolley, on a horse, ect.)

Ain't no way in Hell I'm walking 10km in the summer sun to hatch an egg, let's go dry hatching!

by PokeMasterInTime July 17, 2016

Alleyway hatchback

When you lift up a person's shirt in doggie style and it smells like trash, vomit, and piss.

Went to bang this degenerate and when i was gonna go doggie straight alleyway hatchback

by Tampon snapback June 27, 2019

Richard Hatch

He won survivor: Borneo

Remember survivor Borneo? Yeah Richard Hatch Won!

by MCavalier January 17, 2021

Man-Hatchet

A penis of significant length and girth so as to allow the wielder to swing it like a hatchet. Commonly used as a show of dominance over a sexual conquest, or to humiliate a downed opponent after battle.

If bro wants smoke I'll hammer him in the face with my man-hatchet.

by The Man-Hammer November 9, 2021

Portside hatchet

The act of fucking a female while on a boat and once finished you hack her into to pieces and proceed to throw her off the boat.

I just did the portside hatchet with Sally. She is no more.

by Mr. Cock and ball torture February 2, 2022

meat hatch

a place of human remans in south Americaby the tempull

look over there that's the meat hatch

by /a-c_4>3 May 9, 2022

Thatcham Hatchback

You cream in womens butthole and add single malt whiskey, then use said butthole as a bong and pack cocaine in her sandwich. Then assume the 69 position and choke with your dick until she queefs and inhale all the smoke and coke you can in one go.
While holding your breath, take a syringe and mix the excess buttbong fluid with heroine. Remember to share.
If for any reason one of the two of you doesn't survive, put them in the boot of your shitty 1.2L Corsa, burn it and roll it into the nearest canal.

Tyrone: How'd the afterparty down the lakes go?
Oli: yknow, few teenage pregnancies here and a poorly executed drug raid that everyone escaped there. Except there was an incident when a hungry swan with an ASBO bit a Polish guys dick off and i think some out-of-towner got the full Thatcham Hatchback experience. I missed it though, i was weeing on a tied up neo-nazi.
Tyrone: Pretty standard, though tis a pity, I was gonna take the littl'un and the missus there for brunch.
Oli: Oh it's clean now, local rozzers got lost or left for lunch. Wait you have a missus!?

by FrivolousBerk April 21, 2023