tommy hank

a nicer/cleaner way of saying wank :)

"Sorry I was late mum, was just avin a tommy hank!"

by Megan :) January 16, 2008

Happy Hank

Happy Hank(or happiness Hank) is a fictional character featured in madness combat, but not apart of the actual series. He is featured in Madness: Happiness Apotheosis, a video made by Madnesic Joy!! :DD

"Broo, did you watch that one video by Madnesic Joy?"

"Do you mean Happy Hank?"

"Yeah!"

"cock joke"
"cock joke"

by simp for ur mom July 21, 2021

Shithole Hank

A fictional character from the “A Heist with Markiplier” series, a fellow prisoner who seems to be known for making wine in his toilet tank.

And Shithole Hank, who makes the best hooch wine in his toilet tank.

by The MGV December 13, 2020

Jank Hank

Male version of a jank skank. A dude lowering his standards to get free drugs. Always chasing a bag but never has his own. See definition of a scrub.

My back hurts from carrying these sorry entitled jank Hanks. Stop counting my pockets and put in work to have something in your own.

by $HurricaneBrittany90 May 3, 2022

Big Bank Hank

A guy who always has a large lump of money in his wallet or pockets.

James kept buying rounds in the club like he was "Big Bank Hank".

by Texrated January 21, 2010

Stinky Hank

n. an act similar to the "Wet Willy" involving the insertion of one's finger in one's own rectum, and then placing it into the ear of another. Other variations of this are the "Stinky Wet Hank", used with diarrhea; and, the other, with the substitution of one's finger with one's own penis.

Emo Pat (coming in crying tears of joy): Oh, fellow confidants, my dear yonder Rachel hath given me ye olde stinky hank last night in mine horseless-carriage upon the misty mountain hop!

Confidants: FAR OUT!

Rachel (smashing through the wall): And, he returned the favour...BOO YAH, GRANDMA!

by Danny Tetlock March 13, 2005

Cold Hank

A sexual move

Verb or Noun

Step 1: poop one large solid turd on a plate or baking sheet
Step 2: pour some water over it

Step 3: quickly put in the freezer till frozen

Step 4: use as dildo until melted

Mark really tore Ally up with that cold hank last night I heard!

by Balderdash1607 July 23, 2012