samurai handshake

Asian massage parlors offer this at the end of a massage, They will jack you off before you leave.

When I was done getting a massage from that asian chick, she offered me a samurai handshake for an extra 20 bucks.

by acm210001 May 6, 2010

Man-Sized Handshake

The act of grasping another man's hand, in hopes of sexual relations.

A homeless man walks up to you in a McDonald's and asks if he can give you a Man-Sized Handshake.

by BigAl08791 November 27, 2010

Hamilton Handshake

Breaking a bottle (usually in a bar fight) and stabbing somebody with the jagged ends.

Named after the crappy, industrial city in Ontario.

I went to the bar for a beer but instead, I ended up getting a Hamilton Handshake.

by zippypete April 21, 2009

Spit Handshake

The act of spitting on your hand before a handshake. Only to be used for the most sacred of handshakes.

Spitting in your hand before shaking hands is a holy ritual amongst men...spit handshake

by JimmyNineBalls June 9, 2014

Foster handshake

How 'molestered' foster kids greet each other by touching each others genitals.

When Patrick met Renee, she gave him the foster handshake to make sure they could be friends.

by DeadGerbilOrphan June 26, 2008

Handshake

Handshake - A type of currency used in the night life to pay for undisclosed services. Handshakes come in different denominations and sizes depending on the service and the hand.

Hi sir, I need to skip line. How much would it cost me. "It will be 2 handshakes".

by HMarz818 June 14, 2016

Lone Handshake

The act of male masturbation.

"The other day I walked in on Justin doing the lone handshake!"

by Sir514 August 6, 2010