squirrel-handed

Someone who compulsively scales trees when surprised.


Some people are about to be run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds

Some people wear glasses, Beth looks
like a dude

Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, Albert has

Some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, Hillary's legs are being digested

Ahhhh! I am surprised, I had better scale a tree.

by Big Mac January 20, 2005

getting their asses handed to them

When a non-descript group of two or more individuals are riddled with machine gun bullets.

The imitators/impersonators are getting their asses handed to them by Gs.

by sux0r May 11, 2006

squirrel handed

to put your hand on a womans pussy
its what happens a when a date goes really well

friend: how was your date last night
you: i got squirrel handed

by gimme lovin September 20, 2003

Bi-Handed

When you can use either hand left or right to write paint draw, etc.

Kid1: I'm righty what are you?
Kid2: Well...give me a pen I really don't know.
*kid1 hands kid2 a pen*
Kid1: WOAH! You can write with either hand, that's friggin' sweet.
Kid2: Aww, I guess...
Kid1: Dude not many people can do this. They have a special name for people like you.
Kid2: What would that be?
Kid1: Bi-handed
Kid2: Haha! I guess I'll be a freakshow for awhile since you pointed that out.

by Deztiny October 20, 2010

Caught yellow-handed

A way of saying caught red-handed. This term usually applies to people of Asian descent.

Ching Chong was caught yellow-handed.

by The Yellow Fellow November 8, 2018

one handed tomb

A variation of the sexual position known as The Tombstone. This act is performed using just one arm, leaving the other totally free to perform the (Get) Lucky Dip

The Coach picked the Iron Sheik up for the one handed tomb.

by Gerry McCandless June 21, 2006

One handed dab

When you feel the need for a sick dab but you’re playing Nintendo wii so you can only use one hand

One handed dab - the movement of the inner part of the elbow over the face in rapid or repeated movement

by Padre_Dadre October 21, 2017