hamster stroke

An ill-defined feeling of sexual inadequacy. A concern that despite their sexual abilities and effort, they will not be able to satisfy their partner.

I was working all night to give my girl and orgasm, but I think i might have hamster stroke.

by LEE THE MYTH May 10, 2018

Hamster wheel wealth

Low-wage earnings requiring you to work hard to stay in the same place

She shines on the stage at night, but during the day she's chasin' that hamster wheel wealth at Mickey D's

by DPotort June 13, 2018

Hamster hole

your ass hole

“I’m purchasing your hamster hole.”

by hamsterhole June 28, 2018

Hamster cage water

What sane people use to describe the devils drink..... Tequila.

John: "Dude! You wanna shot of cuervo?"
Lance: "I'm not drinking that hamster cage water."

by Lanceroni June 5, 2018

Hamster Cheeking

putting things inside the foreskin of an uncut penis, stretching the skin so that it looks reminiscent of a hamster stuffing its cheeks full of food.

My new boyfriend proposed to me while he was naked. I couldn't figure out where he hid the ring, but now I think he was hamster cheeking it.

by petsmaster2007 December 14, 2018

Hamster Battle Royale

A term used in the video game Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege to help speed up ones internet load speed.

Guy: Dude your internet is so slow
Guy on team: Hamster Battle Royale
*The guy loads*

Guy: www.newegg.com/ssd
Guy on your team: Hamster battle royale
*The guy loads*

by Ifartoncakes July 29, 2019

Hamster cock

An extremely small penis which is mostly prone to be apart of people called Harry.

Random Guy:OMG bro you have such a Hamster Cock!

by Peter-File101 September 8, 2019