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Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon unsuspectingly from in between their legs.
That bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!
by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 19, 2017
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Cock harvest

The act of removing a mans penis to use as a holiday decoration
Must have been a good cock harvest this year look at all the cocks on the wreath
by Donkey oak October 20, 2017
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metal harvester

A tweaker who goes out at night and steals any type of metal to sell for money to buy meth.
Don't leave anything in your front yard that might attract the metal harvesters....
by Knot u December 13, 2018
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Jewish harvest

When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound
it was a succsesful jewish harvest
by Atatürk Fan number 1 February 4, 2019
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Isabella Halvey

If a fine thing with a big yanch. She has autism but only in Thursday’s and she jumps on sixth classes backs and fall over almost penetrating her skull with a phone. She is so pretty but doesn’t know it cause her bum is to big she has blonde hair cause she’s a wanna be model jk but such a rahhhhh type of person would u phonetically spend time talking about ligature with her oh I would ya
The rah guy:Oh John has a thunderous erection

John: it’s cause Bella boo is here rahhhh
The rah guy: classics Isabella Halvey
by The rah guy February 19, 2019
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Sperm Harvester

A woman who tricks a man into getting her pregnant to draw a child support check for the next 18 years.
Look at that Sperm Harvester and her three paychecks.
by Augustus Jackson March 14, 2019
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Choice Harvest

When city guys arrive in a country town and get hit on by a group of drunk country girls.
The boys took a roadie to Tamworth for Jimmy's 21st party - drunk country girls everywhere - choice harvest!
by ^^!$#@ August 3, 2019
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