hightalia

It's an alternate universe where personifications of countries (specifically from hetalia) trip on LSD, and high amounts of crack, ultimately bringing the world to utter mayhem, destruction, and sometimes peace by the means of dying and reviving repeatedly for the good of the citizens (or really just to mess with people), whoring around, misusing magic, crying about pasta and the revolutionary war, all while joining hands and singing songs about jane and saving rock and roll.

Cool dude: Yo man, did you hear about what happened on Hightalia yesterday?
Cool man: Yeah dude, England turned everyone into a shota with his super cool wizard powers so he could finally live out his dreams.

Germany: Swiggity swife, fuck my life.

Holy Rome: Italy!! (softly sobbing) Why don't you love me anymore?!
Italy: cus fuk u lol

Prussia: DENMARK BETRAYED HIS FRIENDS. AMERICA NEVER HAD A CHILDHOOD.
America: PRUSSIA'S A DISSOLVED NATION

by gaymany August 5, 2013

Heighten

To either get lit or to measure your height

My Coach heighten me.

by Allyy864 February 27, 2017

Heights House

The haunted theatre where only those who are brave and daring can enter and make it out alive without significant trauma only 10 years with a psychotherapist can fix. There are always people coming in and out. Just imagine how many spirits do the same, but the one difference is they never do leave.

Hey Bill Bill Bill, do you have extra pants because I couldn't make it out of the Heights House without peeing myself half to death.

by oatmealsizzle February 7, 2021

height barrier

a shitty rule made by girls which states that a guy must be at least 6 foot to engage in an intimate relationship with them.

p1: damn that bitch is fine
p2: youre below the height barrier, she is out of your league
p1: FUCKING SKANK

by buggaMan420 January 26, 2022

hightion

A term used in Bahamian and Turks and Caicos Islands dialect to describe a new or “fresh” Haitian migrating to the country.

The term also can be used to describe to smell of a “fresh” Haitian.

Ex.1
Bahamian Bei 1: You ain see one new boat touch down last night aye.
Bahamian Bei 2: I know I smell High-Tion in the air bei.

Ex.2

Bahamian Bei 1: Tell me why that gyal try talk to me smelling like hightion.
Bahamian Bei 2: Ion know that’s how they go too shameless.

Ex.3
Bahamian bei 1: Bei duddi, Francious Jean Baptise come to work with one cologne almost make all my nose bleed.

Bahamian Bei 2: Needa stop they fk, smelling like hightion.

by Betweemian November 4, 2023

dome height

When a girl is short enough to give dome (head) without getting on her knees.

Bro! She was so short and I wanted some dome so I asked her if she was dome height!

by LudoTrapGod February 19, 2014

Hooverson Heights

AKA, Heroin Heights.
A small little village that is considered a part of Follansbee, West Virginia.
Full of heroin junkies, liars, theives, fools, and drug dealers. The majority of the population spend their time sitting on their fat asses, drinking RC cola, and smoking Pyramid cigarettes. Everyone knows everyone because they all get together and shoot up heroin and RC cola mixed together. Most of the people who reside on Hooverson dont have a job or a car, so they steal from their friends and familes and sell their possesions at the nearby pawnshop for drug money.

Things you often see on Hooverson Heights:
-People walking with a case of cheap beer
-Used hypodermic needles
-Young children stealing lawn ornaments
-Ambulances, cop cars, and firetrucks

Hey man, that girl must live on Hooverson Heights, she just tried to sell me some heroin.

by JJaySwaggins March 2, 2015