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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy. Can also be done on any type of poultry, just change "turkey" to the name of the poultry.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last year.
by anonymous December 8, 2024
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Hungarian Scuba Tank

The act of receiving a rimjob than farting in your partners mouth and kissing while inhaling your own fart.
Im bout to give this hoe a hungarian scuba tank, or some shit.
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hungarian waxing

Ejaculating on one's own body, letting it dry over night and peeling it off in the morning.
I jerked off last night and did some Hungarian waxing on my belly this morning.
by Studd69 July 7, 2018
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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving
by anonymous December 6, 2024
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Hungarian backfire

When your peeing at a urinal and try to fart but shit your pants.
I was in qt trying to take a piss and was almost hit with a Hungarian backfire.
by hi!!!!!!!!:) November 12, 2022
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The Hungarian Banana

The penis of a Hungarian degenerate piece of furry trash, typically yellow gold in color.
by mrstormycloud November 16, 2023
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Hungarian

@szmalek I completely agree with you, Hungarians and Italians are the same and we are both proud of our countries. I’m Italian with Hungarian friends and we are very similar.
And everyone stop with the stupid joke about Hungary, it’s not funny and it never was funny.

HUNGARIANS AND ITALIANS UNITE
I identify as both Italian and Hungarian
by Issey_Rain April 8, 2022
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