home gurl hopper

If you a boy and you date a girl and after you break up with that girl and you date her bstf you automatically a home gurl hopper which means you hopped onto her bstf

Made by: destiny ~ecms~

“I’m dating this girl, but her bstf cute so ima break up with her to get with her bstf”

“He a home gurl hopper periodt”

by Destiny guandique June 5, 2019

Home Turfer

When you defecate at home by choice.

Worker: "Jesus- your farts fucking stink! Finish that off in the can, will ya?!"

Co-Worker: "No way- I'm gonna ride this out until I get home and drop a glorious home turfer."

by FineCharlie July 18, 2019

Home Court Advantage

The superior level of comfort, pleasure, and relaxation one feels when making a bowel movement in the privacy of one's own bathroom as opposed to a public restroom or bathroom at another person's house.
(noun)

"Dude, that restaurant serves a mean breakfast burrito, but it goes right through you. I had to poo so bad I almost lost it in my pants. The bathroom there was totally nasty so I held out for home court advantage. The drive home sucked, but it was definitely worth it."

by Dizzy Bizz July 25, 2007

home wrecker

The person who steps outside his/her marriage/committed relationship and takes a lover. That person makes the choice to risk his/her committed relationship, and should be recognized as the true home wrecker, not the lover.

He called his lover a home wrecker once the wife caught on to their relationship. His lover said "You are the one who made the choice to wreck your home, not me."

by whyme? October 19, 2008

home shopping network

A station that, instead of selling out, just plain sells - particularly to pregnant women, bed ridden old people, and people who like to shop but are too lazy to go to the mall.

I bought this fake diamond off of the home shopping network ... what a snag.

by Deezy June 24, 2003

Home-owner

Crude straight-person code-word for a gay person. Used in order to avoid an uncomfortable social situation.

Last night I hung out with Borgnine and his friend, the home-owner. Although Borgnine is straight, I think he tried to cup my balls several times.

Wow I never would have guessed Procop was a home-owner...all he ever talks about is pussy!

by NVA Barry April 9, 2006

home boi

an alternate way of saying home boy, dawg, or homie

what it do, home boi?

by shawtydizzlefashizzle June 27, 2006