harley

1. a motorbike i.e. harley davidson

2. an awesome guy, i.e. funny, hot, nice

1. Dude 1: dude thats a shitty bike..
Dude 2: i know aiee, who the fuck buys a harley?

2. Harley; i love that boy.

by rebeccarghemily February 29, 2008

harley

used in a negative way,
to describe a scum bag cockass jerkoff who lies about everything.

also described as a liar.

"Frank lied to me so many times, man that douche was such a harley"

"Son of a HARLEY!"

"thats a load of harley"

by candice&nicole May 10, 2008

Harley

in the game of extreme rock paper scissors he beats everything including lava,a blow job,the great spirit,chuck Norris. if words were weapons his name would be most definitely a nuke,if you say his name three times in the dark in front of a mirror with a dead cat hanging out of your ass and speak the ancient phrase sex be nimble sex be quick hel eat your face shit it out wipe his ass with your poop face then do it with TP for a courtesy wipe

Hiroshima, Nagasaki. Nuf said Harley

by shit kitten spawn of ass fuck May 16, 2011

Harley

A poor excuse for a motorcycle, often used to compensate for a small penis. Also see piece of shit

That dumbass bought a Harley.

by toolman30 December 28, 2005

Holley Throw

to have a crazy, off base throw in an ultimate frisbee game. This throw may result in an injury. Also known as a "hospital ball"

uh oh...looks like a Holley throw!

by Rich Finnegan May 25, 2006

Howley

A sub human species of mammal known for their preposterously sizeable ears. Also gay

Some ears on that Howley fella.

Yeah dad

by NotSeanKelly April 12, 2019

Fucktard Harley Rider

Any fucking retarded piece of shit who finances a non rice rocket (NRR) motorcycle because "riding is freedom".

Freedom is not having another payment to the bank. Back in the days before those assholes at Hardley Greedyson took their company public, most NRR motorcycle enthusiasts/bikers owned their bikes. Your dentist/plastic surgeon/accountant did not own a Hardley or any other motorcycle. Corporations didn't buy custom motorcycles for advertising or tax write offs. Bikers were looked down upon as dirty, scumbag criminals, and they liked it that way. Maybe they were scumbags, maybe they weren't, but being a biker meant something besides that you had good credit or disposable income. Rock stars and GIs rode bikes because they were tough, or shooting an album cover, or stealin your woman. There were no gay leather bikers that went outside. Owning an NRR bike meant something. Fuckin Evil Knievel jumped Harleys (not Hardleys).

Nowadays, any fucking idiot fucktard can own an NRR bike, if you've got the credit. Thing is, you'll probably die before the sixth payment. It doesn't mean anything to them, it's just another payment. Having an NRR bike means Rebellion and Freedom, and being proud to ride an American Made Machine (and some cool British ones). When Hardleys started coming with Japanese made parts on them, it was only going downhill from there.

Fuck You, Dentist Bikers, and the lawyer bikers, and anyone who finances an NRR bike. You don't know what freedom is.

That fucking asshole fucktard dentist down the street started his Hardley at fuckin five in the morning today. I'm gonna spray some insulfoam down his pipes so I don't have to hear that shit ever again. All these Fucktard Hardley Riders today, who don't even own their bikes, need to get run off a cliff. We should eliminate all the Fucktard Harley Riders. They're all Fags and Posers. Maybe the real bikers will take 'em all out. That would rule!!!

by Jay buckwheat April 28, 2012